Peep Show

Theres no quim who party, like the quim down in Darty.

This is good. This is like watching a porno, except I can't see anything, I haven't got a hard-on, and I want to cry.

It will be ok, its not like I'm going to rape him.... I could rape him.... I'm not going to rape him.

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers.

Jeremy, there are many things I'd do to help you but digging a hole in the wintery earth with my bare hands to bury the corpse of dog you've just killed is not one of them.